Sure, Rudy Giuliani would be a great presidential candidate, and he would most likely be an outstanding president. But he has to weigh his decision to run very carefully with his three wives.

He has not only loved as a man would. He has loved three women enough to marry them. Given the neopuritanical ethic that seems to haunt much of our population today, such a frequent vow for marital bliss can hardly be called prudent preparation for the slanderous rigors of contemporary politics.

While many who read this commentary will view his marital mania with sympathy or indifference, we must also imagine the field day the other candidates might have awakened in the moderate consciousness of much of America with intriguing iteration and relentless reiteration. of his serial proclivity.

Surely the prospect unsettles the good man. Perhaps in the middle of the night visions of his three sugar plums dance before him, and he contemplates with their beautiful apparitions if most of America could forgive him for loving them, not just as a man would, but for having the heart to love them. marry all of them.

We can only await the outcome of your wifely deliberations. If you decide to run, imagine all three running to your defense simultaneously!

We can hear both sides now. While much is dismissively predictable, we might enjoy an innovative defense, like that since people are living longer now, three wives is more understandable.

Let’s hope he decides to give the election a chance. Speaking with eager irresponsibility, the unprecedented political imbroglio could well become the climax of the election.